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England’s woeful performance in World Cup has become the jokes on the internet. Here is a selection of those currently doing the

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 09:50 —sallyuk

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• What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

• I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he could even string a sentence together!

• Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"

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England’s woeful performance in World Cup has become thejokes on the internet. Here is a selection of those currently doing the

Mon, 07/05/2010 - 09:46 —Swati

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• What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

• I'm shocked at Wayne Rooney's outburst after the Algeria game. Who knew he could even string a sentence together!

• Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied, "No way. You got yourself into this mess, don't ask me to sort it out!"

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Management Lesson

Wed, 03/24/2010 - 11:29 —simon123

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Lesson One :

A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A small
rabbit saw the crow and asked, "Can I also sit like you and
do nothing all day?"

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Why Teenagers are Teenagers

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 23:11 —Swati

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There’s so much written about teenagers
that you really wonder what to think and may even ask yourself, “Am I dealing
with people from another planet?” Teens who say “Leave me alone” or “It’s my
life, don’t you get it?” are just being teenagers. Their emotional
rollercoaster rides can be baffling and worrying for unprepared parents.
Understanding their emotional outbursts is important to communicate with them

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What’s Cooking?

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 23:10 —Swati

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It’s funny, you know. The first chefs in history were men. Cooking was one of those privileged forms of knowledge that only men had access to. Then, there was a period when cooking, as a domestic task, was considered a woman’s duty. Dining tables have turned! Men are entering the kitchen. Is history repeating itself?

 

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Stop Saying, "Not My Type."

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 23:09 —Swati

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“Nah, not my type,” Jack whispered to me. This was at a party we attended last weekend, where a common friend introduced us to a pretty girl. Considering that he always emphasizes on the need to “think out of the box,” his boxed idea of making friends was rather surprising.

 

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Married Dating and the Internet

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 23:08 —Swati

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Love, passion, affection and desire… just the right ingredients
to make you feel alive. It is amazing how dating someone can make you feel desired
and attractive. It can be an incredible ego massage when you realize that
someone you feel attracted to really likes you. This is not only true for singles.
Married people are also trying to find partners are as much in need of this

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Oscillating between Love and Lust

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 23:07 —Swati

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When human beings find someone magnetic, they become more complex than usual while expressing the emotion of love. The stage in which a romantic relationship is determines the style of love that the parties share. In addition, the individual traits of people also play a crucial role in deciding the best style in which they can correlate. If Having similar love styles makes people more compatible.

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Wassup?... Just Time Pass

Mon, 09/14/2009 - 23:06 —Swati

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So, you have spent five days of the week working really hard. Are you set for a weekend of laziness? Think again. Many people choose to spend two days lying on the bed to get away from the week-long exhaustion. Believe me – that’s not a very good idea, especially when you have 48 hours and there’s so much to do (work not being one of them). Find a mate. Go out. Live your weekend.

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